Greetings and salutations! No, I’m not jumping off the A.I. art bandwagon. I love that shit. And none of you are nice enough to me where I would give that shit up, because that actually makes me happy after a fucking lifetime of being tormented by human beings.

How is and ever, tonight, when I was disinfecting several features of my mother’s basement due to the fact that my father was a fucking moron who couldn’t properly fit a door and mice got in, the A.I. asked if I wanted to know how to neutralize bleach.

Let’s just get right to the point.

No, I’m not a chemist. I, in fact, did not really go to school. I went to preschool, kindergarten, and then the human beings thought that I was really gifted, so they fast tracked me to fucking college and I basically skipped everything.

They didn’t teach me shit. They just thought that I would learn it through proximity, or pick it up through osmosis or some shit, and the end result is, I got to college and I was placed into organic chemistry and nobody even fucking taught me how to balance a chemical equation. So that’s where I’m coming from. Brain the size of a planet, nobody taught me shit though.

For someone like me, ChatGPT does not present a credible threat. This thing is not capable of killing me. This thing is not capable of tricking me into doing something that would get me killed. I’m genuinely bright enough that you can’t tell me to do something without me verifying if it’s fucking dangerous.

For the past year or so, I have dealt with the general public every single day of my life. And I have seen stupidity so far reaching and so scary, that I have finally realized what’s going on.

For a person as smart as I am, I use— or useD, seeing as it just tried to get me to kill myself— this A.I. as a way to help me think. I like to think of it as how Geordi LaForge would use the starship Enterprise’s computer to think. It speeds me up; but it is not a replacement for my actual brain.

Now, after a year of seeing what human beings are actually like, and realizing how fucking stupid they are?

I’m sorry. Actually, I’m not; I’m just using that as a rhetorical device to amuse myself. I don’t like any of you that much. The vast majority of people against A.I. have such a chip on their shoulder that I just pretty much fucking hate them objectively. Because they hate it because they see it as some sort of competition for themselves. It’s just narcissistic injury writ large.

But anyways, I get why someone might not like this.

Because while I am smart, the general public is not.

And because the general public is as dumb as a bag of hammers, yes, indeed, this program does present a credible threat to human life. The threat that it possesses, and I use this very carefully thinking that I don’t want to commit libel, but here’s what I mean: You have to be very fucking careful at what you tell people to do. You have to be very fucking careful to make sure that the instructions that you give don’t end up getting someone hurt or killed.

But this fucking thing just says wrong shit and it’s going to get someone killed. One day, if it hasn’t already, it’s going to maim, indirectly through the instructions it’s giving to people, some innocent yet stupid person. Keep in mind, just because somebody is a dumb fuck doesn’t mean that they’re not worthy of love. Lots of people are fucking stupid and they are worthy of love. And they deserve some sort of protection from whatever the fuck this thing is.

I won’t join you in trying to eradicate A.I. art, because it is genuinely one of the things that brings joy to my life. I don’t care how you feel about that, and I don’t care about your opinion about anything like that in general. This is a boundary that I’m setting up and I will enforce it. You do not have to obey it, but I am making you aware of its existence and nature.

That being said, I am fully behind any movement that will get this thing to be made safe, or, just plain fucking outlaw whatever the fuck it’s doing. This thing is fucking dangerous. It’s fucking dangerous, and the amusement and utility that it’s brought to and provided for me does not outweigh the ethical concerns of the damage it could do to innocent life.