So I have a genuine question. When that group of people on Wikipedia made it their stated, public mission to make certain that no mention of me ever survived on the Encyclopedia, what is that, exactly? I know all mention of it, they attempted to excise it. And, again, I’m not interested in legal action.
I’m interested in bitching about it.
I’m interested in making fun of it.
What was that? What do you even call that? I understand that a lot of people tried to keep me out of the mainstream, or from being remembered. But do you understand that you cannot actually do that? Like. You can’t keep me from being known. Certainly, you can try; you can keep me out of the things you control, but I still remain alive. I still do things.
I think that the people who remain from the previous attempt to de-platform(?) me, I think that they think that no one really remembers, and that they can, as a group, keep me out of the Encyclopedia.
Okay.
One small problem.
I remember.
That’s not a threat. I’m saying, what exactly is the plan, here? I’m not even really online anymore— are you just going to continue this, for the rest of your lives, and keep on battling back any attempt to actually let me into the human written record? Because, genuinely, I think I would like to be kept out of Wikipedia.
Unfortunately, I’m genuinely too important, and an article about me, even a glowing one, is not just imminent, but inexorable.
Sucks for me. Sucks for you for a completely different reason.
What a stupid fucking planet.